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cute jokes

Software engineer
Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going

Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

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unbelivable pics

What an idea sir ji

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Funny SMS

1. Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon!
urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

2. If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

3. Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you! Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about rohit..

4. Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful, S
mile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth

5. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

6. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...

7. Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

8. A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

9. In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

10. Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

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Flirt SMS

1. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

2. Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror

3. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

4. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

5. Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

6. 1+1=2 eyes look at u... 12+12=24 hours thinking about u... 3+4=7 days in week missing u... 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

7. One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

8. ._I__I_, (_£___=------/ ._I__I_, ----\---- ,--<>--=____/7 (_£___=------/ ._I__I_, Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

9. Loading the Babe meter..... 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% COMPLETE Processing data.. ANALYSIS COMPLETE U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe XXX!

10. If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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Romantic SMS

1. Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

2. Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

3. 24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life!**

4. When things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b...

5. Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

6. Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

7. If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

8. I dream about you evey night I shiver when your in sight I long to hold you close n tight I wanna be there with all my might I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

9. When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you

10. If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ? If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ? If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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hollywood fun

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funny photos

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funny pics

I agree that this cement gets hard in seconds, now i believe . pull me out..

American flag... Made in China

This is how I save energy in squeesing tooth paste

These are not the ones which should be kicked

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bollywood fun

salmaan ......................................?


Cute chubby little farex babies




Abhishek + Aishwarya = Abhivarya



Great god !!!!!!!!!!11 where aamir is looking ..............

New model of Mumbai

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english sms

1. Any time in life if u get doubt ablout our friendship/relationship

take a coin and toss.

if it is head............. you are my best friend

if it is tails.............. i am your best friend

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2. When love fails ..... emotions work.

When emotions fail ...memories work

When memories work..... words work

if every thing fails take 90 ml whiskey..

it defiently works...........

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3. Every one's life is painted by gods own hands,

I am thankful to him because when he painted my life,

he included one lovely thats U.

Dont forget me.

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4. When you find a better friend than me.. go ahead

I wont stop you. But when she/he leaves you.look behind

i will be still there, waiting to say

Doola Tirinda

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5. Laziness is the biggest enemy : said Jawaharlal Nehru

Love our Enemy : said Gandhi

Kiska sune baapu ka ya chacha ka

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hindi funny SMS

1. God ne aap ko bheja bheja
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki behja mein bheja nahi bheja.
ye kisi ne mujhe bheja, isliye maine aap ko bheja.

2. Duniya me bahut gham milenge
Sach mano acche dost kam milenge
jis mod pe sab saath chod denge tera
ur mod par hum apko milenge

3. Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai,
Markar bhi agar janam liya tho
Phir L.K.G se hi tho padna hai.

4. fiza mein mehakthi shaam tho hum
pyar mein dooba jaam ho tum
Tumhe to har pal mein chupaye hain mere dost
Mera zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

5. Palbhar mein toot jaye wo sapna nahi
Doston ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi
Hum tumhe bhool jaye , is baat mein dum nahi
aur tum hame bhool jaaye itne bure ham nahi.

6. Shama ki roshni se andhera door hotha hai
is duniyan main har koi majboor hota hai
jo aankhoon se jitna dur hota hai
wo dil ke hi utne karreb hota hai.

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tollywood funny sms

Telugu Funny SMS

1. Police story dialouges...

Kanipinche aa nalugu simhale tarakaratna, kalyamram , hari krishna aithe

Kanipinchani aa nalugo simhame raa eeee balakrishna

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funny telugu sms

Tollywood Funny

1. nuvvu podunne lechi oka muggurini lepu
aa muggurini maro muggurini lepu mani cheepu
ala mana desam lo unna somarithananni pogodadham.
Note:- Nannu mathram lepaku


2. Moham pagilipoddi yemanukunnav
jagratha
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winter vachindi kadha..?


Cold cream rasukni bayataku vellu ....... sarena.


3. Girl : repu naa birthday...
Boy : ye gift kavalo adugu.....
Girl : Oka Ring iyyava
Boy : Oh! Shit ! anthena .... landline nuncha leka mobile nunchaa........
Girl : ????????????


4. Chitti chilakamma
Lover thittindha
bar ki vellava
Beer thechhava
Fridge lo pettava
Gutukkna mingava
Kikku Yekkinda ?
inka padukomma .......... good night.


5. Boy : Naa hrudhayam khaliga undhi
Girl : Cheppu thiyyala
Boy : Osi Pichidinna, na hrudayam emaina gudi anukunnava.
Cheppulu vesukune raa.....

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